Poster · Don't Breathe, I'm Floating a Ribbon
A funny histology poster for bedroom Walls that nobody else in the room has: that is the idea behind Don't Breathe, I'm Floating a Ribbon.
From $13.87on Redbubble
View Poster on RedbubbleAnyone who has ever worked a microtome knows the real lab anxiety: one breath, one rogue air draft, and that perfect paraffin ribbon is gone! This design is made by and for Histotechnologists, Histology Technicians, and Anatomic Pathology professionals who know the delicate precision of sectioning tissue and floating ribbons on the water bath. Featuring an authentic mechanical microtome blade slicing an H&E tissue ribbon with the ultimate lab truth: "Don't Breathe.
The design also works well if you are drawn to histotechnologist themes.
The humor is in the drawing itself, so it gets a reaction without needing a slogan to explain it.
What you get with the poster: Multiple sizes are available, from small desk-friendly prints to large wall pieces. It ships rolled, so it arrives without fold lines.
Why it works for bedroom Walls: Semi-gloss paper keeps the colors rich under warm bedroom lighting. Removable mounting strips let you hang it without damaging the wall, which matters in rentals. A single poster above a bed or desk can anchor a bedroom without needing a full gallery wall.
Use removable mounting strips or poster putty, or put it in a standard-size frame.
Posters ship unframed and rolled. Redbubble also sells framed and art print versions on the design page.
Measure the wall space first; small and medium sizes suit desks and shelves, while large sizes work as a room's main piece.
Don't Breathe, I'm Floating a Ribbon is an original design by teeoro. Orders are printed, packed, and shipped by Redbubble, which also handles returns and customer support.