Hoodie · Don't Breathe, I'm Floating a Ribbon
The Don't Breathe, I'm Floating a Ribbon hoodie brings a funny angle that lab techs appreciate, without leaning on overused clichés.
From $53.16on Redbubble
View Hoodie on RedbubbleAnyone who has ever worked a microtome knows the real lab anxiety: one breath, one rogue air draft, and that perfect paraffin ribbon is gone! This design is made by and for Histotechnologists, Histology Technicians, and Anatomic Pathology professionals who know the delicate precision of sectioning tissue and floating ribbons on the water bath. Featuring an authentic mechanical microtome blade slicing an H&E tissue ribbon with the ultimate lab truth: "Don't Breathe.
The design also works well if you are drawn to pathology lab themes.
The humor is in the drawing itself, so it gets a reaction without needing a slogan to explain it.
The print is applied after you order, so every hoodie is made for its buyer. The pullover hoodie has a front kangaroo pocket and a lined hood. It uses a soft cotton-blend fleece that keeps its shape after washing.
It works whether you are buying for a lab tech or treating yourself as one. It is an easy gift for a lab tech because the subject matter is already part of their world, so the design feels personal rather than random.
Wash it inside out on a cold cycle and avoid ironing directly over the print.
It has a standard unisex fit. Use the size chart on Redbubble to compare against a hoodie you already own.
Don't Breathe, I'm Floating a Ribbon is an original design by teeoro. Orders are printed, packed, and shipped by Redbubble, which also handles returns and customer support.